"No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness."
~Aristotle

Monday 15 January 2018

Talking Gods


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"Gods and demons, both one and the same. This is why I shall bind under the rune of Ván those under my charge. Hear my plea, Yggdrasil! Avalon, be my witness! Let my life be the parchment and my blood as ink. If they must live as monsters devouring gods and demons alike, so be it!"
~Gandr de Morte



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Murals cover the walls of a humble chapel, their presence the only show of grandeur. The building is like an unsightly dwarf amongst majestic giants, for Utnapishtim is the great city of splendour where all that glitters is gold. There a lone parish resides, his humble ways beckoning the willing to have a chat, no matter how trivial the talk may be. If the Holy City is a constant reminder of what has gone right, then mayhap a humble chapel still serves as the sole reminder of what should have been right all the while.

Aeravor finds it amusing that all it took for him to get dressed with neither hassle nor harassment was a quiet corner, a place where he’d half expect to see the pious pray. After all, no nook and cranny are ever free from the ever-watching gods. That is if they actually exist. His training as a ranger has served him well, his dark complexion paying a mocker’s fee to the light. Emerging from the alley, he finds the ever-pervasive apathy amusing. Then again, there is no difference between the holy ones and not-so-holy ones, for there are always a number of ways to express the same thing.

Not in my backyard? Well, this place is merely another kind of backyard.

It never took the ranger long for his burnt hand to heal. Teutonians call the Vánagandr monsters of the gods for a reason, their ability to heal swiftly from any injury nothing less than inhumane.

"I should have tried extorting a hefty sum and his whore from that man of the gods," chuckles a derisive Aeravor, the image of a comely harlot still engraved in his mind.

Not knowing where he should be going, let alone whether he is heading the right way out, the former Vánagandr finds himself at a humble chapel’s porch. Amused by how whimsical fate can play its cards, Aeravor enters the building. Murals greet his azure eyes, a wolf of war recognising images of conflict. The only thing missing is the portrayal of women raped, their destiny either one of slavery or to the slaughter. Drawing a cynic's smile, Aeravor knows perfectly well the hypocrisy behind superficial tales of caution against any and all evils.

"Ah, a stranger arrives as a guest! How rare and wonderful."

"You forgot to mention unlucky as well," his unceremonious words uttered, a sellsword sits down in front of an old man bearing no arms and with nary an ill will. An aura well beyond his years radiates from the host wearing a parish’s garb, a position of the lowest rank in the Holy Quintet clergy. His head is balding, his form thin and frail. Sitting cross-legged with a slouch, no trembling is seen in his arms as he takes a sip from an earthen cup filled with water. Unlike the Legalis of Anglsax, his eyes do not harbour arrogance and falsehood. Unlike that man of the gods, he wears not a perverted leer but a sincere smile. Like that whoremonger of a holy man, he still commands wariness from a wolf who has seen much in a merciless world cast in the image of a fiery crucible. The only reason why he chooses not to walk away is the need to avoid unwanted confrontation, a ranger’s sixth sense telling him not all is normal in this tiny place. People do not care about what is committed in plain sight unless someone happens to die. Even then, it is not a given that they would bat an eyelid. This is not one of those moments. Years of being a survivor have taught him the importance of animalistic instincts.

"Nice drawings. You need to tell the artist to add some bitches, though," compliments Aeravor, the sardonic manner of praise not lost on the parish.

"War is never a beautiful thing," nods the elderly clergyman, his smile mirroring the wry grin maintained by Aeravor, "Unfortunately, people still think monsters do not exist in fairy tales."

Throwing back his head, Aeravor erupts into howls of laughter. He cares not the loudness of his mirth, neither does he care that this is the sound of a wolf howling. He has seen too many monsters in every shape, size, and status. Most chose to wear a mask while others chose to lie to themselves. And to think people scoff at the idea of demons existing, the source of their willful ignorance being an insistence that it's nothing more than morality preaching fear. As for this old man, he belongs to neither. Never in his life has the ranger ever imagine he is able to see eye to eye with a holy man, this meeting truly feels like a wolf befriending a shepherd. He has seen plenty of contradictions and many an irony, but this has to be the lord of them all. For now, the wolf chooses to lower his guard.

"I’m starting to like you, old man. What’s your name?"

"Liegen. But most people call me Lieg. At my request, of course."

"Fine, Lieg then."

"And you?"

"Aeravor," then just as sudden as his show of amusement, Aeravor let out a growl, "But don’t you dare call me Aera unless you want to die."

"I truly doubt you are acting, Aeravor. I’ve seen before men as unstable as you. Fine, Aeravor then."

"Now we’re starting to get along," grins the sellsword, his smile now wider as he claps his hands and gives a shrug, "I guess you’re too bored to stay quiet like a man with his tongue cut off."

"Most pain lasts for a time allotted, but some pain is meant as a lifetime of torment," nods Liegen in agreement, his languid demeanour amusing Aeravor till no end.

"So you’re going to tell the artist to add some bitches here and there?" asks Aeravor with his index finger pointing here and there at the murals.

"The church has existed for years beyond counting. The artist is already dead and I don’t like asking those alive to tamper with a dead man’s work. Pride is given to the living, but respect must be given to those departed."

"What about those both alive and dead?" smirks Aeravor as the wolf keeps goading the shepherd.

"A homunculus, you mean. I happen to know one here," with a sigh, Liegen utters a name which should not be mentioned, "Sarel Aphros."

Aeravor instantly tenses up, his back slightly hunched like a beast waiting to pounce. The parish may have played the wrong cards, but he calmly stares back at a murderous glare.

"What else do you know?" snarls Aeravor, "Tell me or else…"

"The one performing the resurrection is no longer alive. He is already dead, I made sure of that."

Answers begetting only more questions, Aeravor understands at last what manner of a person he is dealing with. With a combination of amusement and wariness, the parish reminds him of someone else. The Serpent of Histalonia, Edeaux de Serpentwine. One is a poor man of religion, the other the monarch of crime lords. One is behaving like a pious man, the other a man attracted to other men. One is a human, the other an elf. But both are schemers regardless of the differences. If Liegen is willing to show his cards that early, it means he is no parish. At least not in a conventional way.

"Relax, my friend," even with no malice detected, Liegen’s smiling visage nevertheless reminds Aeravor how laughable children’s tales can be.

"Relax? This before a man of the gods who thinks like a man of war?"

"Gods? War? Let me ask you then, Aeravor, this question: Can the gods truly know peace?"

"Good question, Lieg. You worship five, I worship none. You should know the answer, not me."

"You worship yourself just like the rest," as Liegen finishes his statement, his eyes turn sombre as his features warp into a frown much to Aeravor’s bemusement. Never before has he been so entertained and intrigued at the same time.

"Let’s set aside the question of whose gods are more real. Or more correct for that matter."

Old man Lieg is now pulling the strings with those words, Aeravor reasons to himself silently. What started off as a harmless conversation took a turn for the worse, said worse then took another turn. So now it becomes a game. His appetite now whetted, the wolf prepares himself for the shepherd’s dare. Silence prevails, both players waiting for the other to make his first move.

"Very well," sighs Liegen, a quaint smile adorning a face scarred by wrinkles, "What says you if I assume the gods do not know what peace is?"

Unsurprised by Liegen's words, Aeravor is nevertheless impressed. The first strike always symbolises an advantage. Either that or a bad move amounting to five steps backwards. He is a ranger, he knows how vital it is to assassinate a target instead of just claiming a kill. Yet, here he is ceding the right to pull off a gambit. And now he has to deal with unfavourable odds, for a parish had used a ranger’s hand against an actual one. A good one, this the wolf has no choice but to concede.

"I agree. But don’t you think such assumption is a blasphemy? After all, you’ve implied that your gods only care about violence and whores in the name of victory. Hence, the murals depicting violence. Minus the whores, of course."

Aeravor is clearly relishing the game now, his reply prompting a frown from the opposition. This is surely much better than hearing some stupid debate between the seemingly intelligent, people who have nothing better to do with their senseless knowledge.

"There is more than one way not to know peace. One can be the most righteous saint, only not to know what peace looks like beyond a successful parley."

"I take back my words, O’ most revered Lieg. You don't have to ask why because I feel like doing it," shrugs Aeravor, an impish smile throwing the parish off his guard, "You and I know the sword pays better wages than religion. At least most men would love to have a whore after a day’s work. Never mind whether it’s actually one whore for an entire army."

"As one who is unaccustomed to such barbaric ways, I can never understand why the sword is preferable to prayer. A sword in hand means a risk at hand."

"You mean getting killed while having fun with a bitch out in the open? I actually killed someone this way," chortles Aeravor, the recollection of Fragarach biting into a rapist from behind tickling him, "Then again, I can easily kill a praying man in the same way. I once heard an idiot saying we might die. Seriously, I shit you not."

"Your reaction?"

"My reaction? I laughed. Even after an arrow took him down. Please, we might die? Bullshit! Truth is, we all will die."

"And therefore?"

"And therefore, I have to tell you I’m not the one who fired the arrow. An enemy loosed that thing and that poor boy happened to be at my side. Wrong place, wrong time, not sure if it's the wrong target."

Liegen can only afford to laugh out loud despite the dark humour displayed while Aeravor replies mirth for mirth.

"Life as a god is all about drinks, whores, and money. As for you, I have to concede that you’re a different god from me if you want to see it this way."

"Indeed," answers Liegen with eyes of a compassionate man, "We have gods of prosperity, war, righteousness… I won’t say many things, but rather every single thing."

"You forgot to mention goddesses of love, fertility, and whores," grins the wolf who knows best the inner man, "There is a saying…"

"We are merely the ore, the world itself is a crucible."

"That’s not what I’m going to say," scratching his chin absently, Aeravor nonetheless shows a mercenary's mocking visage, "But you surely gave me a better saying here."

"I’m no Tamurian, but I’m also not like those haughty oafs calling themselves scholars just because the Imperial College recognises them as talents."

"So you know the next sentence?"

For the first time throughout the conversation, Liegen displays a hearty smile.

"Wait here for me. I suddenly remember there’s a stash of fine food and wine in the pantry."

Aeravor maintains his smile. If an ambush is imminent, he will just kill them all, that old man included. If he is to die, then so be it. If that old man can be trusted, it means he who is still a Vánagandr will just get to die another day. An attractive prospect compared to dying today. After all, it is not as if people might die.

"The rest is dross, the fire consuming the unworthy," murmurs the ranger, words from his mother’s people a constant reminder of what is the truth all the while.

"Here we have it, my friend," beams Liegen, a young boy helping him by holding a platter made from pewter. On it are two mutton legs well-cured, mashed potatoes and gravy accompanied by freshly baked bread. In Liegen’s hands are two goblets, both made from the same material. Then there is a young girl holding a pitcher, its content most likely some decent manner of wine.

Wonder how old they are. Twelve or thirteen like that little girl from the East I saved years ago?

"You both may go now."

At Liegen’s words, the girl gives a brief bow as the boy runs off giggling. Giving no heed to a rare show of childish innocence, Aeravor grabs his share of the meat and enjoys the meal like a wolf devouring an elk. Taking a goblet proffered by Liegen, he takes a draught. Wiping his lips with a gloved hand, the sellsword flashes a smile akin to a satisfied patron.

"Humphrey and Harriet."

"I never knew sheep and goats have names."

Liegen can only let out a resigned chuckle, the wit displayed by his guest impressing him.

"I’m referring to the two children under my care."

"Irak and smoked meat seasoned with beirat. Never knew you have a way with Tamurians, Lieg."

"Currently feeling nostalgic, Aeravor?"

"Please, I don’t even know what my mother looked like."

"And your father?"

Before an innocuous reply, a simmering fire seizes Aeravor. Why did this old man choose to be so annoying at the wrong time? There were times where he felt like killing people on a whim, now such a moment arrives again. Liegen is playing with fire and fire will always consume those playing with it.

"You want to see fire?" snarls Aeravor, his face akin to a beast out to defend its territory, "I’ll make sure you catch fire instead."

Holding out his hand, Liegen shakes his head.

"I offer you my sincere apology as a parish, for no one is ever too lowly to be insulted."

"If you’re sincere, then shut up. Let me finish a good meal in peace like a god and I will make sure you won’t rest in pieces like a dead man."

With a retort intended as a parting shot, Aeravor slows down his eating speed. His sight is still on the food and drink, his focus staying alert to the surroundings. Liegen may have allowed Aeravor to lower his guard for a considerable period, but all it took to turn the situation awry was a comment with nary a malice. If words and actions do define a person, it means there is no telling what this mercenary will do next. Like how there is no reason for sellswords to display friendliness before people of faith unless money is involved, there is no logic behind a cordial conversation ending with a threat this way. After all, some questions are never offensive to a normal person. Whether Aeravor can be called normal, however, is another question altogether.

"I have an offer for you."

"For me or my sword?"

"Your sword."

The ranger ceases his eating, orbs of azure blue eyeing warily at a pair of gentle grey eyes. There is no predicting what the old man’s next move will be, but at least he recognises an offer should one come his way. Nevertheless, the notion of a holy man requesting an ungodly sellsword’s aid remains a jape worth an hour’s laugh.

"Let me ask you a question, holy old man."

"Go ahead."

"Give me a good reason why you need my sword. I know the Imperatum. And I know they ain’t in the business of sitting their arses on comfortable chairs."

"Manpower restraints. It’s like fighting a war. Choosing which battles to fight is half the way to victory. Or defeat for that matter."

"Don’t bullshit me. I know my former brethren exist for a reason. In this world, the Vanir exist for the same damn reason. Not to mention the demon hunters as well. So don’t you dare bullshit me with whatever restraint your merry shiny city got."

"You think I’m making fun of you?"

"I think you’re giving me a dead horse to ride."

"Fine then. I'll tell you the truth. Promise me that you will keep this between me and yourself."

"Keeping secrets is part of the business so long the pay is good," with a wicked grin, Aeravor leans forward like a beast waiting to pounce, "Tell me the details and I’ll assure you no better pay is gonna have my sword."

"A mercenary’s word lies in his sword. I know the rules despite being a sheltered man of faith. Since you’re willing to pledge your word to my offer, I’ll tell you what you want to know."

"Do continue before I get bored," with those words, Aeravor refills his goblet of irak even before it is drained, "I don’t play a noble’s game of formalities. Too tedious and stupid."

"Every now and then, there are errant members of the Holy Quintet Church. Long story short, I need you to deal with one of them. A cult named The House of Flying Goat…"

Before Liegen can finish his words, Aeravor erupts into laughter. There is something about his show of amusement this time around, however. This is a laughter akin to that of a child. Before him is a fully grown adult, someone who can never travel back in time to retrieve things lost in his childhood years. Even though it is only for a momentary flash, the elderly clergyman sees a certain innocence in a brutal man. Perhaps the world is not as bad as one has said. Then again, the world is always full of false dawns and new deceptions.

"This is… this is too funny," guffaws Aeravor, "I’m no playwright, but House of the Flying Goat? What do people do there? Shafting goats and sheep?"

"Human sacrifices."

At Liegen’s answer, Aeravor ceases his laughter. He is no saint, for he has ended lives beyond count. Yet, the notion of dealing with such a cult doesn't fail to intrigue him. Even though it is only due to whims and for never any reason.

"Do go on, old man."

"You only have one job. Get in and get rid of Antis Epines. The first man wearing a goat’s head should be the correct prey for one like you. Give me his horn as proof of your deed done. Anything else?"

"Nothing. I don’t give a shit about what happened between this goat and the rest of the world. You gave me an offer, I make sure you get your money’s worth."

"To get your money, you need my help."

Aeravor recognises too well the speaker, he who is part of the Homm’Nua. Leaning nearby against the wall is an elf dressed in sleeveless doublet, a shirt, and pants fastened by a sash, his look complete with a pair of leather shoes. The sight of silvery blond hair slicked back and tied with strands hanging out at the front is a familiar sight for Aeravor, the intruder caressing his elongated ears while wearing a dishonest smile. While he wouldn't want to get involved with matters concerning Edeaux de Serpentwine, the ranger is forced to admit the Serpent of Histalonia is the only intelligence broker capable of rivalling the Men of Redmarch. At the same time, Deios Symon always charges too steep a fee. Simply put, Edeaux is definitely a more dangerous option since his goals are not always about money. At times, yes. All the time, no.

"When was the last time you offered your service, snake?"

"Recently. This I can assure you, my wolf."

"I’m not sorry to say that I don’t swing the other end. Just tell me why you’re here."

"To give you information."

"Definitely not for free."

Ignoring the Vánagandr, Edeaux takes a deep bow before Liegen.

"Truly humbled I am to know the City of Lights actually seeks my assistance."

"That’s because certain circumstances do call for unconventional measures," sighs Liegen, "Utnapishtim can’t afford to deploy its own warriors of faith to deal with things soldiers of fortune are more accustomed to."

"And you told me about your manpower shortage?" snaps Aeravor, his azure eyes flashing with anger towards Liegen.

"Always possible it is to have two reasons behind any event," interjects Edeaux with a cunning smirk, "You need to stop reacting like a beast. Such a trait can and will get you killed one fine day."

"Fine. You win. The two of you win," concedes Aeravor as he delivers a vulgar gesture at a man of knavery and his counterpart of opposite nature.

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"Attempting to assassinate a fellow clergyperson is never a good idea, Your Excellency. Sending me soup laced with arsenic? And letting a servant girl take the fall after you’re done with her? How deplorable."

Before his hated foe’s goading, Paelos stays his silence. As for Sharry, how dare she failed him? And to think she is now standing here, her eyes without fear. What did that harlot say to her? What did she do to her?

"Slanderous accusations and scurrilous attacks. State your business, grand harlot. I still have things to attend to."

Amused by a show of defiance, the Grand Damsel wonders whether the Legalis of Anglsax knows what he is in for. As part of the ruling elite, Paelos would always maintain an air of moral dignity. As a woman understanding men, Sarel Aphros has no reason to call Aeravor a liar.

"I heard rumours that you’ve been seen carousing with women like me. Slanderous and scurrilous without a doubt."

"This is nonsense. A load of…"

"Bullshit. A load of bullshit. Is that what you’re wanting to say?"

With a quaint smile and a finger tapping her chin, Sarel is clearly enjoying the game. She knows what that man is up to, for Sharry has divulged everything. This was a plot to get rid of someone too dangerous to handle. And there was a tale of horror involving horrible abuse. Lastly, there remains a promise pending fulfilment. After all, a seductress is also a woman, no matter what others may say.

"Blasphemy! To think you are so brazen…"

With a strong firm grip, the white-haired beauty forces a slightly overweight man back to his seat. Paelos is taken aback. How can a mere woman display such inhumane strength? Fear seizes a stranglehold over he who is more used to judging than to be judged, his adversary digging her slender fingers into his shoulders.

"Brazen? Me? Just because I uttered a vulgar word twice? Why thank you for your compliments," cackles Sarel, the sound sending chills into Paelos and Sharry alike, "Unlike Your Excellency, I am but a whore spared from the Seven Hells. You, on the other hand, are a man of the gods awaiting damnation."

With those words, Sarel let out a leer. Standing at the corner is Sharry a servant girl whose freedom was purchased in exchange for being a toy reserved for abominable cravings. Continually abused, she had been haunted by nightmares of rape and sodomy. Not anymore now. Sarel has promised her justice. And justice shall be served. As for Paelos, he starts writhing in agony. Yet, the more he struggles the more he is unable to escape. The chair is intended for comfort, a furniture fashioned from Teutonian oak with a cushioned seat made of Cinha silk and Slarvean wool. It is to be both the cell and executioner’s platform, a pyre for the doomed.

"There is a reason why I should be here despite my sins," whispers Sarel as she leans towards the quarry’s ear, her leer never changing, "It is by the decree of the Grand Chaplain himself. It has always been the will of His Holy Eminence, not mine. Let alone yours."

Her statement finished, Sarel forces her fingers into Paelos’ shoulder. The warmth of blood sends a tingling rush from her fingertips to her innermost being. The ecstasy is both physical and emotional, the power of Muspelheim immolating the Legalis of Anglsax. To any observer, Sarel may seem merciful. But she who wields the Circle of Fire knows better. For the flames were never converged from without, but rather erupting from within. Not even a scream escaped from the death convict’s lips, such the ruthless sentence proclaimed truly is.

"A goddess…" whispers Sharry, her face wearing fear and awe, "What…"

"I am merely your saviour, Sharry. Not a goddess."

"But that fire…"

"Merely both a gift and a curse."

"A gift… and a curse?"

Not knowing what her new mistress means, Sharry can only behold a corpse blackened and charred. Her tormentor’s face is now reduced to a skull, its jaws wide open and empty sockets replacing the eyes. If he had worn any look of terror, surely it was already fed to the fire. Both a saviour and a goddess, this is the only conclusion she can come up with.

"Remember, Sharry. For mortals to survive, they must become gods. For them to be gods, there must be mortals beneath them begging for grace and mercy."

The advice of Sarel Aphros shocks Sharry back to her senses. She knows how true the words are, though. For the Legalis of Anglsax used to be a god. Until he met a goddess.

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Glossary:
Irak: A distilled alcoholic beverage made from berries and raisins. Commonly consumed by both the Tamurian men and women as a show of collective unity and individual strength.

Beirat: A chilli pepper paste consisting of red and green peppers, herbs, and garlic. One of the two types of condiments used by the Tamurians, the other being a kind of mustard named mousadi.


Additional notes:
1. Homunculus is a legal term. We all know the real Full Metal Alchemist and the brown guy versus the white guy.

However, I can't spoil it for you.

2. Irak is inspired by the Middle Eastern liquor Arak. More specifically, the idea came from the Persian version.

3. Beirat isn't inspired by Beirut because that one is the capital of Lebanon. Rather, it is inspired by a combination of baharat and harissa.


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Wednesday 10 January 2018

A Crucible's Lore: Wolves and... super wolves?

I will need to get my writing back to speed so as to speak. The good news, though, is that I'm currently on song now. At the very least, I feel that kicking myself to write something is requiring less of an effort. However, there's a catch. While I've yet to be proven a genius, I actually got a problem. There have been moments where noise can easily come from any member of my family. My dad and mum are fans of Chinese streaming vids while my sis is a fan of Korean streaming vids. While I've developed a mind of steel as the sole defensive measure, it doesn't prevent me from having this so-called drilling-against-the-wall sensation. Until those around me understand me, I'll have to keep going forward like an Archer. And speaking of Archer, the recent Golden Globes and Rose McGowan's ire (plus that of a few others) actually reminds me of... well, this vid below. For some weird reason, that is.


Either way, this song below will most likely feature in my next chapter of A Requiem From Winter Past.

Spoiler: The manliest man in anime-manga culture is still... well, a man. A broken man, no less.

Below video is for those who think I'm being too cynical. *shrugs*

Spoiler: Archer is still unable to break himself free from the power binding him.

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Lore focus: Wolves
Origin:
There are those who say the world is nothing more than a dream, something materialised by slumbering gods. Whether such people are sages or madmen, no one knows. Of all the creatures existing, there are those seen as objects of taboo. For instance, crows are associated with death. Therefore, the sight of one during any wedding ceremony is always seen as an ill omen amounting to divorce or death. Then, there are wolves. Always associated with evils of every kind, be they lesser, greater, or middling, wolves have been the fulcrum of nightmarish tales. From children devoured to maidens ravished unto even how the world will end, these creatures have been effectively used as a deterrent to the wayward individual. Perhaps in an attempt to mock the self-righteous, there is a common saying amongst sellswords: A wolf knows best every man.

Physique:
An average wolf on fours stands at slightly below hip level. However, larger ones are known to stand as tall as at the waist level. One wolf's body weight is more than enough to overpower an average human being, its jaws used for mauling and crushing bones. Wolves tend to hunt in packs ranging from ten to slightly less than twenty, their hunger always seemingly insatiable. Yet, their endurance is proven to be exceptional, to say the least. It is said that the least of any pack can go without food and water for a day or two while the stronger ones can last for slightly less than a week. Whether this has any grain of truth remains to be seen, for the human fear towards wolves understands no bounds.

Mannerism and lone wolves:
Like any beast and bird in the wild, wolves are fiercely territorial. The males are always ones doing the hunting, but the females are the ones protecting the den. Every pack has three tiers of hierarchy. The leader, also known as the alpha, leads the pack. The alpha is also the only member of the pack which has the right to mate and breed. As a result, the alpha male would always guard jealously every female member of the pack. The second tier is known as the beta. The role of a beta wolf serves as what a scholar would call a regent. Yet, it must be stated that the notion of a second-in-command is never existent in any pack. The alpha is the only authority in the pack. The beta's role is to take over the pack leadership in the event where the alpha is either dead or incapacitated (although the latter would always lead to the former). And that includes also the ownership over the females of the pack. The third tier is the gamma. This bottom level of the pack hierarchy refers to the rest of the pack, those who can only afford to follow the leader.

In terms of size, the alpha is always the largest and strongest. The beta will either be of the same size as the omega wolves or somewhere between the two. Either way, the beta is certainly the second strongest.

Lone wolves, on the other hand, are those driven from the pack. Also known as the omega, such a wolf tends to be a survivor of any power struggle where the loser was spared from death. In any pack, a code of honour is always practised. Strength represents two things: The right of leadership and the right of respect. For any omega, it is always the latter. But because insubordination is never an option, a rebel which has proven itself is forced to leave lest it gets attacked mercilessly by the rest of the pack.

Despite the apparent, lone wolves can easily be dangerous foes as one such animal is even more territorial than its peers. Left with nothing apart from the will to survive, such a beast is capable of putting up a fight more stubborn than any member of a pack or even a lion. As a result, hunters tend to shun wolves whenever they can. For neither dealing with the collective nor the individual is safe in every manner of the word.

How they hunt:
As hunters, wolves are known to be ferocious flankers. Unlike any type of pack felines, wolves do not rely on ambush. Instead, they would chase the prey after the alpha makes a howl. Experts in terrain navigation, every pack consists of two units. The first is known as the harrier unit. Always the majority half, the harrier unit is led by both the alpha and beta. The harriers are in charge of starting the chase and going for the kill. The second is known as the flanker unit. While flankers belong to the minority half, the timing of their attack in any hunt is always crucial to success. The flankers are never tasked with the killing the prey. Rather, their job is to either scatter or waylay (depending on whether the prey belongs to a group or a solitary one). Since leadership is always absolute in the pack, the flankers are only allowed to cripple the quarry with the harrier unit dealing the killing blow. In fact, scholars have recently started debating whether such an approach was the inspiration for cavalry tactics as we know it now.

Tactics:
Every hunt begins with a howl. This acts like a war horn where the call for battle is heard by both ally and foe. To maximise the efficiency of this call to hunt, the alpha is always seen standing on the high ground. Once the pack converges below the high ground, the alpha would descend from its perch, the hunt officially commenced.

Initially, both the harriers and flankers will run as a single unit. Should the hunt be in forest terrain, their aim will be to force the quarry into open ground, upon which the flankers will split from the pack. If it is in open terrain, then the flankers would be given free reign on when to split, the decision made seemingly in unison. If the prey is pursued on rocky ground, the flankers would move in advance in a separate unit.

Habitation and cultural impact:
Although never seen in the south due to its arid climate, wolves can be seen elsewhere. In the Furthest East, they are commonly seen at plains and plateaus. The same goes for those in Slarvea although Slarvean wolves tend to have bulkier physique compared to the athletic build of those in the land of Cinhas. In the Kalaran Empire, they are the least sighted due to civilisation expanding the fastest there. However, the Imperial Zoo still boast of a wolf or two. In the forests of Teutonia and mountains of Tamuria, the wolves thrive.

To the Cinhas, wolves are always hated. For they are commonly associated with avarice and political greed, two traits every Cinha detests most in any person. At the same time, Cinha superstitions have a very close association with animals where any form of contact would most likely result in the relevant reaction.

To the Tamurians, they are the symbol of individual strength and collective unity, two traits most appreciated in the Tamurian culture. As a result, Tamurians always leave behind the best portion of every kill for these creatures.

For the Causaceans, however, wolves are seen as more than dangerous critters needing to be culled. On one hand, the locals know too well the nightmarish tales, their minds and hearts accepting whatever told by minstrels and boasting bards. Farmers see them as a danger to their livestock and livelihood, a reaction rightfully warranted. Whether they are the main source of the aforementioned tales remains a subject of debate among intellectuals. Due to the farmers' woes, hunters see wolves as both a good chance to earn money while avoiding them if no reason for conflict can be found.

At the same time, wolves form an integral part of the Causacean culture. For instance, it is commonly said that Justicar Lleric I, the first ruler of the originally unified Causacea, was nursed by a female wolf which had lost her pups before finally adopted by a farmer's family. During his battles against the invading Tamurians and Sudhlits, he was tasked with commandeering the cavalry, his banner of choice being a howling wolf encircled by an olive wreath. In fact, the consensus among scholars is that even though there is no proof of any supernatural or emotional connection, the strategy employed by the wolves had served as an inspiration. Justicar Eylia, the only female ruler and fourth monarch of Causacea, was known to have a wolf's nature according to the historian Skopios Tacticus, a trait used to describe a headstrong and unruly personality. Her only son also inherited such a trait. Unlike his mother, this became the reason for his untimely death via an accident due to a dare. As a result, her husband, Consort Jak Valdis, had to protect the family via political machinations lest untimely disaster obliterated the royal lineage.

Lore focus: Timekeeping
Origin:
The concept of time is commonly believed as something inherent within any living being. In fact, the concept of time was widely synonymous with life and death during the Age of Renown. Just like there is a time for all things, there is a time for death to arrive. Just like how time progresses without turning back, such is every being's living years. Like how time waits for no one, the world has never revolved around any individual or entity. Therefore, it is still commonly said that time itself is, in essence, the soul.

How time is kept:
There are a few terms used. Namely, seconds, minutes, hours, days, cycles, months, seasons, and years.

Seconds are defined by brief moments. Examples include an arrow loosed, a short sprint, and fireworks going off. Minutes are defined by prolonged actions over a short period. Examples include pouring water from a pitcher, a short walk, and the average conversation duration. Hours are defined by prolonged actions over a longer period. Basically, anything being done within a day, yet not considered as over a short period, fits the standard. Due to the difference in perception in every individual, it must be stated that one person's standard in terms of minutes and hours can differ greatly from another. As for seconds, however, the consensus is there due to a common view on what defines the truly brief. Be it second, minute, or hour, usage of singular and plural is always interchangeable as the understanding of time in this context is nothing more than a concept.

A day is defined by the sun rising. Also known as the Eternal Courtship of Hati and Sköll in some quarters of the world, a day is only deemed to have ended once the sun rises again the second time. In other words, the presence of night is also included in a single day. Therefore, one must be discerning when understanding the concept of a single day, for it can mean either literally one or the presence of daylight.

A cycle is defined by seven days in total. A month is defined by four cycles in total. One season means three months while a year is made up of four seasons.

Four seasons and birthdays:
In Nordeas (i.e. what used to be the unified Causasea) and the Furthest East, a year is defined by four seasons. Spring lasts for the first three months. Summer lasts for the next three months. Unlike the first two seasons, autumn lasts for five months while winter lasts only for a month. Due to how the seasons last, winter is also known to be the harshest part of every year, a symbol representing the inescapability of death and the promise of life starting anew. For the same reason, autumn is also synonymous with the foreboding of all things coming to an end.

As for the concept of a birthday, how it is calculated differs from one people to another. For the Kalarans and Slarvs, a person's age is measured by the number of winters as winter is seen as the end of every year. For the Teutonians, age is defined by the number of summers as summer is seen as a symbol of being alive. For the Cinhas, age is calculated by the number of springs, for spring represents new beginnings.

For Tamurians and Sudhlits, age is merely stated according to the number of years. This is due to Tamuria and the South experiencing only the sun and moon.

Hati and Sköll:
Hati represents the night while Sköll represents the day. Despite not being widely used now, these two terms are still recognised as legitimate references. Interestingly, Hati is the male half of day itself while Sköll is regarded as the female half. This has baffled scholars for countless years as dawn is always seen as the dominant half while the night is the supporting half.

However, one theory which has become most widely accepted points to an unspecified era seeing night as the dominant half with dawn being the supporting half. Whether this is referring to the Age of Renown or any other era hence after remains a question waiting to be answered.

Lore focus: Vánagandr
Origin:
Where these beings hailed from is never known. While the racial enigma called the Vánagandr can be seen every now and then, it was only recent decades ago that they were officially recognised as actual beings instead of objects of mythology and speculated sightings. While history has never accounted for their origin, it is worthy of note that unofficial records of their existence were dated as early as the aftermath of the War of the Three Thrones. It was also an era where tales of demons first emerged albeit intellectuals have always derided such stories as old wives' tales meant to scare the gullible and children into doing good.

Where in the name...:
Vánagandr is definitely not a name the current era is accustomed to. The elves, however, seem to have a certain knowledge concerning them. Whether it is because of any racial connection is something never revealed despite both races sharing common features, for both people have always kept a distance from each other. Indeed the only thing separating the Vánagandr from the Homm'Nua lies in the colour of their hair, which is always as white as winter snow.

Scholars studying elven culture have occasionally pointed out that Vánagandr is possibly a name meant to remember a specific individual. In fact, the Teutonian fief of Ván where they now reside never went by that name originally. According to the History of Three Kingdoms written by the historian Tabarius Glayn, Edmonte II, the High Lord during that time, sealed a royal edict giving the fief of Gastony as "a gesture of goodwill and sincerity towards my friend Gandr de Morte. He who fought for my honour undeservedly stained and nearly lost". According to the text, present before ruler and nobles were elven sellswords led by a female known only as Lokarina the Knife.

Per her request, Gastony was renamed as Ván, which incidentally was one of the twenty-six runes used by "every being of non-human birth". As for this Gandr de Morte was, it is widely accepted that he was most likely the leader before Lokarina assumed the position. Concerning his fate, some said he might have left behind his followers to pursue a life of peace while others insisted that he most likely died a violent death since it was implied that he's a sellsword. Either way, anything written beyond the boundaries of history can never ever be verified.

Capabilities:
The few who have witnessed how these individuals fight attested to the seemingly insane: They possess the ability to teleport at will. At the same time, their technique is one of refined savagery where bestial aggression, fluid strokes, and lethal force are involved.

At the same time, it is whispered that they have the ability to mask themselves. Most likely via some sort of magic, they are said to have the innate ability to cast some sort of illusion over themselves where they can effectively assume the guise of any visage of any race.

As for the most absurd of claims, rumours have it that they are intended as a natural counterforce against demons, that this has always been the only reason for their existence. A statement which has earned many a sneering look from scholars and the knowledgeable.

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Okay, I have to apologise for the fact that the above )0( isn't aligned correctly. The Blogger interface can be really dodgy at times and I don't know why. In the past, copy and paste would solve the trick. Now, not even this approach works. What you see is the evidence of what I said is true. Period. For some funny reason, prolonged usage has always resulted in this. Weird.

At the same time, I've decided not to upload anything relating to Hollywood for the time being (i.e. for an indefinite period). The reason why being that... well, I just feel I need to do something after stating certain facts concerning the whole #WhyWeWearBlack movement. Not here, but on Facebook. When I said anything relating to Hollywood, I mean stuff like movie clips and site links. In fact, this standard will be extended to any non-Hollywood showbiz as well for a reason. Knowing my tendency to perform reckless showmanship, however, I can only hope the likes of Rose McGowan won't roast me alive for being hypocritical where future posts are concerned (read: I'll need to constantly remind myself of what I've written today).

However, I won't change the names of certain characters for a reason. I could have changed names like Emma Watts Eliaden and Emhylea von Stormhearth. The only catch? I've effectively trapped myself like Harry Houdini Pot (don't bother Googling for this guy since he's most likely #fakenews). Kagetsu no Hyo'Ah is visually based on a Korean celebrity named BoA while Alestrial Eliaden is visually based on another Korean celebrity named Park Shin-hye. Guess I'll still be given the McGowan Roast nevertheless.
The fact that I can align this one properly is proof that Blogger interface is truly dodgy.
Also, pergi mampus is something Rose McGowan would say to Weinstein if she understands Malay.

Tuesday 2 January 2018

Countdown 2018 (reporting live from the Kingdom of Procrastinatea)

Just now, I came across an article panning Mediacorp's latest attempt to do a countdown party (not that it's the only time they did that). As a result, I wanted to do something illogical, absurd, and anti-common sense. And because I decided to do a post that is... well, illogical, absurd, and anti-common sense, I'm not gonna spare my sister if she really did attend that countdown party. After all, I'm sure someone will accuse me of making fun of my sister's taste. Not that I care about the typical local Disney fare anyway.

Again, I repeat: This post will be illogical, absurd, and anti-common sense. Because Kuok Minghui says so like Stone Cold and... well, do you think I really care?

A/N: I realised that as a man of creativity, there's always a need to unwind and be... well, crazy. Something like this below.

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Okay... everyone ready? Good. Thanks, Alleycat. Send my regards to uncle Freddycat and auntie Felicat.

Ahem.

Welcome to the coverage of this year's Countdown 2018. As you can see... okay, we're actually past midnight. This is Stevia Sweetleaf reporting from the kingdom of Procrastinatea. As always, the king of this ethereal realm ruling over the fae, dwarves, and every gnomish kid is preparing to throw a countdown party. Well, sorta since it's already that point of time where Cinderella has to go home lest her stepsisters Barbarella and Primadonna start asking damning questions.

What? Wait... are you crazy? Lance, I swear I'm going to kill you for this joke. Why would the king of some hermit forest nation fall in love with me? Shut up, Lance. Or I will kill you like your favourite character who always dies.

Okay... my apologies for this impromptu moment. So now we should be waiting for the king to make a statement. Sadly, we received word that his cat had just accidentally offed his laptop while it was installing the latest Microsoft update patch. As it turned out, he needs to write the latest chapter of his only dark fantasy novel and his cat was actually too smart to be ignored. I really feel sorry for him. I mean the king himself, not his cat. After all, I happen to own a cat as well.

Oh... the screen is now switched on! Wait... what am I seeing here?


Credits
(before the show starts)

Coordinator: Chancellor Salted Fish
Security: General N.G Ryan
List of guests and performers: Chief Negotiator Wifi Lim
Miscellaneous stuff since His Royal Lobo Majesty is too lazy like a bear: Head Steward Bear

"Well, it's the credits roll. Apparently, the king enjoys doing things like a rebel since the world is never kind to him."

Wait... Lance! Alleycat! What in the Sapphire Pavilion of Siloso Beach is going on here? Why are we having an intruder? Is he going to sexually harass me?

Lance: Erm, actually he's not going to do that. I know he looks creepy, but rest assured he's a better guy than those you see in Hollywood.

Alleycat: Yeah, Lance is right. We're trying to... erm, prevent your parents from asking when are you getting a boyfriend.

Alleycat, you want to 气死我 is it? Wait... something's not ri... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

"Relax, we're not gonna die."

Of course we're not gonna die, you perv!

Unknown humongous creature: Hey boss, High enough for you?

"Yeah, high enough to see the stage. Thanks, Supersolid Snake."

What is going on here? Why are the three of us stuck with this super weird perv?

Supersolid Snake: He ain't a perv. He is His Royal Lobo Majesty! My boss, understand?

Wait, this is a joke, right?

Lance: Erm no. He's the real deal.

Alleycat: The two of you actually met each other during 2012. And to think you're actually asking me back then why he never even glance at your cleavage where in fact every guy would do that.

This is...

"Oh, the party is now starting. Please accept my apology if the party turns out falling short of your standard. I know the average duration of any televised party would be... like two hours or so?"

So why are you doing all this?

"For fun. Oh, it's starting now. Hey, 黑妹. Please make sure nothing happens to your camera, okay? The first act is gonna start anytime soon!"

Alleycat: My name is Alleycat, not 黑妹! And I'm not a Malay, Indian, Hispanic, or even an African!




Lance: Siao... this one fierce man!




Supersolid Snake: I wonder how this would sound if Fei Yu-ching sings this song. I don't care whether that guy is gay or no gay.



Supersolid Snake: Okay, I may have spoken too soon. Make that two songs instead of one. I'm gonna hum this song whenever out on duty against those terrorists.

Lance: You make yourself sound like some kind of big shot.

Supersolid Snake: Please, even N.G Ryan needs to listen to me. He may be the General, but I'm the Head of Stealth Ops. Also, N.G Ryan is actually scared of my chief sniper Boh'Siah for some reason ever since that changing room incident.

Can the two of you stay quiet until this is over?




Lance: Eh? I think I saw Wubai just now.

Supersolid Snake: As a snake of stealth ops and perception, I can assure you that you might have gone a bit 二百五.




Lance: Siao liao... I'm starting to feel really 二百五.

Supersolid Snake: Don't worry. Wubai will be here to shock you back to normal.



Lance: That one really shocked me back to normal.

Supersolid Snake: Reality and Wubai. Best partnership ever. And China Blue as well. You ready something English? And I don't mean the Brits.




Alleycat: HEY!!!!! THAT'S MY FAVE!!!!!!

Supersolid Snake: I wonder whether she knows the NSFW version of this song.

Lance: I swear you're worse than Big Boss.

Supersolid Snake: You know my dad?




Lance: Okay, never mind that.




"Wait, I don't remembering requesting for these two acts especially the second one... Supersolid Snake, I assume you're responsible for this."

Supersolid Snake: Well, I do have my dad's DNA after all. To be a master of stealth ops coordination means to improvise like a boss. Like Big Boss to be exact. And besides, Wifi Lim and N.G Ryan were in this together with me.




Wow... this song is quite unique. I wonder whether that's a reference to your life all the while.

"Maybe. Maybe not."



Hmmm... seems that this song is about a common life shared by Saber and Archer.

"Yep."




"Supersolid Snake..."

Supersolid Snake: Don't worry. I'll take the bullet for this. Together with Wifi Lim and N.G Ryan. I'll make sure of it, trust me.




Years after the countdown in the royal bedroom of Procastinatea...

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I'll just add a few things before ending this insane post.

1. Heracles gone mad is now officially a label used for crazy stuff I do on this blog.

2. Alleycat is a parody of Alley Cat.

3. Supersolid Snake is a parody of Solid Snake of the Metal Gear Solid series. Seriously, you don't need to be Kojima Hideo to know that.

4. Boh'Siah means quiet in Singlish. In other words, this is another parody of Metal Gear Solid, this time round a reference to the real bohsiah girl in the series.

5. The Chinese word 二百五 means crazy.

6. The names in the credits list are actually parodies of real-life people whom I know personally. In other words, either they know the real me or they have never understood me all the while. Either way, I'm used to being a Jon Snow instead of just another wolf in the pack. *shrugs*

7. Any other similarities to real-life people should be seen as a case of pure coincidence. Either that or these people actually know who I am since like... years ago, I guess.