"No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness."
~Aristotle

Saturday 30 September 2017

Planning to go for a course, but before that...

I think I need to email the relevant party first. It's been a long time since I last visited the SkillsFuture site. Previously, I knew when the relevant courses would commence. Now, I need to email the relevant school offering the course. Simply put, the interface has gone dodgy.

Update: Okay, so apparently the commencement date was listed in the trainer website itself. However, it never said when the next batch will start school. So much for a seemingly dodgy interface.

And speaking of dodgy, Singapore now has to deal with free "live" porn and isolated incidents where you can start a fight by... well, starting a fight. If there's anything I've learnt as a cynic, it is people being selfish by nature. I am selfish by nature, so are you. When we proclaim to speak the truth, I won't deny the possibility of good intentions. Yet, there are moments where we tell the truth and we don't care whether the world will crash and burn as a result of our inner donkey. Figuratively speaking, of course. Sometimes, telling the truth is a must. Then there are times where telling the truth is no different from risking a repeat of 2005 when French people jumped on French people. It's always the case where wisdom is better than brawn, that's why man is created with a brain inside the skull. Ironically, having a brain also means we're born selfish. That's why education plays a great deal and I don't mean excellence in academics.

[Note: I'm not out to assassinate anyone's character because that's not my job. I'm merely pointing out the fact that there's a Snow in every one of us and it's not this one below.]

Therefore, is it any wonder that I feel naturally drawn to writing dark fantasy? I'm not that crazy to see myself as so-and-so in any given work (although I can see parts of myself in specific characters). Yet, I do find my fascination strangely therapeutic. After all, a constant reminder of reality keeps me regularly grounded. So no, you do not sound cynical, mon princesse. Comparing yourself to the real deal is like comparing Xiaxue to Guts. Ok, think I need to listen to a song now.

Oh, and also one more thing. I got my knowledge from the respective wikis like this one and that one. I know I sound like a fraud, but better it is for me to declare transparency before somebody else does it for me. Doesn't prevent me from playing the explorer, though. The fact that I have to get used to the fast pace of life like a Singaporean doesn't mean I should follow my fellow Singaporeans in avoiding exploration.

I know my statement sounds depressing, so I might as well show you all one thing I discovered recently.

Above image is definitely not a photoshopped image. It is the real deal. Last time I checked, my previous post was like N days ago. Seeing the English name for 대한민국 has to be a surreal moment for me. Yes, I did install Google translate. That's not a reason to justify a South Korean goddess sneaking a peek at my blog. I'm having a weird feeling about this, let's hope I'm just being paranoid/self-delusional/whatever. The last thing I ever want is to have those salty Koreans going after me with their Korean swords. After all, I did base Alestrial Eliaden on her.


So what this post is all about?
Basically, I'll be doing some stuff on security. When I first started writing A Requiem From Winter Past, I didn't take into account the aspect of law and order. Yes, you don't get to read often enough on how security and law enforcement work in fantasy works. Just throw in the numbers and units. End of story. As time went on, however, I was starting to see this minor aspect as something that needs to be fixed. At the end of the day, I tend to be someone giving 100% effort in anything I decided/have to do. On the first glance, I may look like a boyfriend material.

To understand me better, however, I'm afraid you'll need to take up courses like this one.

But before that...
I'll need to address something. Namely, the terrain defining Tamuria, the Southland, and Furthest East.

Tamuria:
It is what one calls a belt area. More specifically, Tamuria as both a nation and terrain is a mountainous belt separating Causacea (i.e. the north) from the Southland (i.e. the nearest thing to Africa rather than India). To have an idea of how wide-reaching this belt of mountains is, try imagining the Himalayas (or the Rocky Mountains if you're a close-minded Singaporean redneck) stretching from the eastern end of a continent to its western end.

However, Tamurians don't regard their homeland as a nation. More specifically, the concept of a nation is totally alien to them. Their homeland serves as a reminder of where they're born and the fact that they're... well, Tamurians. If you think we Singaporeans are not so patriotic (after all, we're not exactly the most patriotic people in Asia, let alone the world), the Tamurians are worse. At least we have a sense of national belonging. They don't. Remember, they don't understand the concept of having a nation beyond just having a roof over the head so as to speak.

Beyond just a large swath of rugged terrain comprising of mountains and forests put together, Tamuria got nothing else.

Southland:
Like Tamuria, it's very easy to imagine the terrain. Namely, desert. However, we must also understand that oases exist for a reason. Not the band comprising of the Gallaghers, but rather the real meaning of oasis (i.e. the singular noun for oases). Because it is my intention to create a land grab culture without demonising any race, the desert terrain became a convenient tool. I mean, yes I do have a problem with the rape culture in India. That doesn't make me a racist. It's like being anti-rape doesn't make any morally decent Indian a traitor. At the same time, I do have a problem with caste related crimes in India. And it helps that India actually declared the caste system illegal N years ago. Simply put, I have no moral baggage on this end.

Since oases are hard to come by, getting invaded is an everyday possibility (I won't say reality because fighting a war is very taxing on manpower and resources. If you don't believe me, at least trust limpeh). More specifically, preparations have to be made in case the unthinkable happens. It's not that the act of invasion doesn't happen enough times. Rather, people are not camels (i.e. we don't run like camels, but we also don't think like one).

At the same time, I don't want to create a barbaric people just because staying in the desert sucks. Despite moral problems created by the caste system and a gross lack of decent education, the Indian culture isn't what one would call a Philistine rape fest. During secondary school (more specifically Sec 2), history taught us more than just a wee bit about Indian history. I still remember my history teacher that time, namely Ms Lau. In my first year at Gan Eng Seng School (because there's no primary school, only plenty of ah-bengs, ah-lians, and a busty girl named Daisy who was one year younger than me), my history teacher was an Indian named Mrs Yoga.

Although I've forgotten pretty much 90% (at least) of what was taught, I still remember the impression that the Indians do have a cultured history. Ironically, it took much more than just a HULK SMASH! to create the caste system.

Note: Commercial trading is a viable option in making money in this kind of circumstances, believe it or not. Known as the Dark Market to the Causaceans (since I'm not about to play it politically correct in portraying racism) and Ankoku no Daemun (c'mon, you think only angmohs can afford to be racist?), the port city of Balakrash deals with all things where the supply comes from elsewhere and the demand comes from... well, you get the drift. Due to the need to sustain what human rights activists would call anti-rights activities, it's not uncommon to see Sudhlits sailing back and forth. Because of the illicit nature of such a business, only Histalonia and Crag Isles are willing to deal openly with a bunch of people known by others as the Black Fleet. Not that the Causaceans are any better. Or the Cinha for that matter since Tamurians don't give a two hoots' damn to this kind of thing.

[Interesting trivia: Black Fleet as a term is inspired by the black ships from America which landed on the shores of Japan during final throes of the Tokugawa era. Given America's status as a white man's kingdom back then, the naming was nothing short of an irony.]

Furthest East:
Welcome to East Asia. Or more specifically, a continent inspired by East Asia. Before I continue, let me just say that any argument on whether the Chinese are the dominant race is a load of bollocks. Yes, I know the glaring similarities between Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese. However, it is not my job to compare Hebe Tien, Park Shin-hye, and Aragaki Yui. Whether Wang Zhaojun, Hwang Jin-yi, and Oichi hailed from the same gene pool is the job for history/genetics scholars.

Enough of my Maeda Keiji'ness (since that guy was known to be batshit crazy), let's get back on track. The Furthest East is basically a name coined by the Westerners (i.e. the Causaceans). I've yet to come up with an official name where the natives are concerned, but maybe it would go like Kanshu. Yes, I know that's me failing at emulating Bonnie and Clyde. More specifically, this Clyde has yet to meet his Bonnie. After all, Kanshu sounds very Japanese. Like Kyushu or Chōshū.

As for the terrain, I based it off a combination of China and Japan. More specifically, the southern part was somewhat (?!?) of a fictional Ryukyu Kingdom. The best way to imagine this would be a cluster of islands. That forms the southern third of the so-called Three Kingdoms. Namely, Nanban. For the western side, I decided to model it after the Yi province during the Three Kingdoms era. Basically, we're talking about the modern-day Sichuan-Chongqing area where it's a basin terrain. This would be Shikoku. As for the east, I modelled it after the Jing province during the Three Kingdoms era (again!?!). Basically, we're looking at a land comprising mostly of plains and hillocks. That one is Kamakura. Lastly, we have the unexplored western part of the continent. I can't tell you much, but that's because I prefer to leave things blank here first.

Note: The term Three Kingdoms is never a case of Chinese copyright. Ask any salty Korean about his/her own Three Kingdoms and you'll get to hear stories of Goguryeo, Baekje, and Silla. Just make sure you don't use this as an excuse to stalk your Korean goddess. I'm not gonna be responsible if a salty Korean decided to call the police.

Police say "FREEZE!"
I still remember Eminem's Ass Like That. Granted I've outgrown this kind of stuff, but that doesn't mean I don't have the memory of an elephant. It's both a blessing and a curse, I can guarantee you that. Believe it or not, the most notable part of the song (apart from the infamous "I ain't never seen an ass like that") was "police say freeze". So yes, this part is where security comes into the picture. Security in this context refers to defence against external threats. It's not so much about U.S versus the Soviet Union, but rather a concept not dissimilar to the threat of terrorism.

Of course, in the fictional world of my Crucible, people are more than capable of being self-righteous at best and outright monstrous at worst. Given the fact that God doesn't exist there, it's not really an accurate gauge of morality unless you have the stomach for a game of absolute standard. So far so good, the only threats I've done so far in the story are people like murderers and rapists. After all, no one is gonna jail you for being self-righteous (ironically, Aeravor's refusal to play the hypocrisy game only further accentuates the fact that he's an amoral/immoral jerk).

Security in Slarvea:
No one exactly knows what's going on in a land famous for people inspired by the Slavs. After all, these people don't really appreciate the pros and cons of free trade and bartering. It's not that they don't want money, it's not that they believe communism would make their people great again. It's because they can't be bothered with the finer aspects of trading. Yes, I know this sounds like a Soviet Union state made famous by a certain Joe Stalin (which makes one wonder how far can protectionism go without the appropriate political system made famous by the Kims and Castros of the world). Trust me when I say this part is coincidental.

Back to the security. The Slarvs still have to deal with random threats coming from the south. Because bandits and desperados would always want to test their luck. Plus their lives for that matter as well. In the game of raiding, anything goes. From livestock to money, from women to... well, little girls, all is fair game and square. And it doesn't help that slavery is part and parcel of the global economy due to the trading ports. Most notably Histalonia (northeast of the continent), the Crag Isles at the northwest (where pretty much every person is a dwarf inspired by Vikings riding a longship), and the Balakrash.

Which now comes to...

Security in the Kalaran Empire:
This is the first area to be given notice in the story where security risks are concerned. Not only are there knaves armed and deadly (not to mention horny as well since I'm not your standard morally squeamish Singaporean), there are also orcs. However, I don't have time to elaborate why orcs are a threat to the society (as the Kalarans know it, of course).

Despite the fact it is the most prosperous third of the continent, it also means a higher chance of getting waylaid (and most likely worse). One of the greatest challenges being faced by law enforcement in real life lies in land mass. The smaller the land mass, the easier it is to enforce law and order. Conversely, the larger the land, the more difficult it is. Hence, you can be very sure there are more than just a few hotspots when it comes to illegal activities. Not to mention as well the possibility of trade with the Black Fleet sailing from Balakrash so as to speak. While there are various reasons for people to do that, let's just say that feeling/getting hard done by the society is one of them. The other reason? You did something illegal and that there's no turning back unless you want to face the jolly hangman of Changi.

There are two aspects of maintaining law and order. Within the four corners of any wall, the local watch would work in tandem with the Leonum Flammeus (after all, this bunch of people belong to the militia system and militiamen need to stay sharp at all times). The other would be the mounties, specially trained light cavalry tasked with defending any settlement from unwanted visits. Of course, this system is never foolproof due to the disproportion between the protectors and the protected. But at least it beats doing nothing.

Security in Teutonia:
Despite being less well off than the Kalarans, the Teutonians do have a firmer grip on law enforcement. This is due to the High Lord (i.e. the highest ruler) allowing maximum autonomy for the earls (i.e. local lords in charge of their respective fiefs). As such, law and order becomes less of a national issue and more of a municipal duty. Because allowing miscreants is never good for reputation (and trust me, the earls are politicians and politicians are known to be prideful for a good reason), internal security tends to be of a higher level. Both in terms of vigilance and internal control, no less. At the same time, the Teutonians follow the Old Ways. Part of the law dictates that the ruler is duty bound to protect those under him. Therefore, one can say it's a case of two reasons instead of one.

However, this is not to say Teutonia is absolutely safe. On one hand, there have been instances of peasant uprising mercilessly crushed. Then, there are other threats still present. It's only down to the question of where the offenders hail from.

Next up: Think I need to go back to writing the real deal. After all, I think I have to wait until mid-October for the LASALLE course.

Sunday 17 September 2017

Unlimited Blade Works

Just last night, a friend of mine shared this article. Suffice to say, it's extremely gutting that this isn't a monster of one man's making (pardon the pun). Rather, it is a monster reared, fed, and endorsed by the society. We all know every nation is imperfect, that every government is flawed. To say "Screw it, I'm not gonna do anything because of that", however, is an irresponsible thing to say. Not to mention the laziest way to run a nation.

Then I suddenly recalled something. Namely, Archer. I really like him for a reason. Likewise, the character of Emiya Shirou resonates with me as well. Despite Heaven's Feel being the concluding act to Fate/stay night, it must be stated that the individual routes (i.e. Fate, Unlimited Blade Works, and Heaven's Feel) took place in their respective parallel universe. I know it sounds confusing, but I'm sure Marvel fans would understand what Nasuverse is all about. And speaking of Marvel...


~Jet Li isn't the only one raising eyebrows, trust me~
~Don't believe me? Then check out this vid below~



I'm pretty sure Sir Ian McKellen was more than a tad confused over the whole request. After all, he was just being nice like Gandalf being nice to Hobbit Town (not to be confused with another town named Jewtown made famous by Borat and his Four by Two). Therefore, I decided to select a number of vids highlighting what the knight himself was talking about. Hopefully, the cultured knight himself will also how screwed up reality really is. Also, it's preferable that you first go through this article.

Ready for one hell of a confusing ride?

Once upon a time, there was a boy who once had a dream.



But his father betrayed him.


Followed by reality.



Hence, he betrayed himself.



Perhaps death with regrets would be a better path. Who knows?


The outcome was a tragedy. The only solution was the cruelest lie, a broken man could only further break himself. He was like the blade of a katana. Sharp, yet so brittle. His actions destroyed a city, many souls burnt to ashes.

Then there was a boy. A boy who used to have a family. A boy who lost everything due to the actions of one whom he would eventually call "father". Like Natalia who was a mother to him, Kiritsugu became a father to that orphaned child. Like Emiya Kiritsugu of the yore, Emiya Shirou would soon begin the same journey. It would prove to be a path of falsehood and hypocrisy, an ideal incapable of differentiating one person saved and the salvation of countless lives.

Unlimited Blade Works, this was the inner world of a hero whom no one has ever understood. Atop the hill littered with swords, a lone knight stood tall and broken. He was like that king whom the whole of Britain couldn't understand. As a child, he was saved by the sword. As a boy, he was merged with the sword. As a hero, he lived as a sword.
Destined to fight an eternal battle all by himself, no one was with him. No one was with the heroic spirit named EMIYA. Atop the hill littered with swords, the boy called Emiya was doomed to live alone.










Battles come and go, the boy fought against a hero and a king respectively. The hero was himself, the king representing a world cut adrift from that hill of swords.




The battle at last won, yet the price remained waiting to be paid. The war continued for a hero still unsaved, yet at last finding his salvation. Yes, perhaps even unto now.




Note: Suddenly remembered someone saying "a picture paints a thousand words, hopefully, my drawings can speak more than a thousand pictures." Or something like that...

Okay, now for the songs. It's already bad enough to foresee YouTube entertaining yet another round of copyright claims being filed.



Lyrics


Last time I checked, above vid is still alive. Note the grammar used here, not the vocabulary.



Lyrics



Lyrics


P.S: Can you actually believe this post took me two days? Apparently, it's better for me not to push my focus like Shirou. Then again, I still got the tendency to go Emiya mode.

Tuesday 12 September 2017

Les Scélérats (aka the X-Men game design featuring tactical ops)

I recently discovered that I may have plagiarised Gazillion. Certain ideas were actually stolen and modified. Hopefully, this is me being too self-critical. After all, Germany won the World Cup 2014 via plagiarising a Catalan called Pep. Maybe I should really blame the educational environment and social norms during my schooling years.


So what is exactly a tactical ops?
Tactical ops may mean two things. Tactical Ops: Assault on Terror and TOC. The former is actually a FPS game done by Kamehan Studios. Note that despite certain wording similarities, Kamehan Studios has got nothing to do with Kamehameha Studios.
Seriously, who was the one doing the voice acting cast?


As for the latter, it has got nothing to do with terms of conditions or some website called The Online Citizen. Rather, it means tactical operations centre. If you don't know what is that, never mind. Let's just say that it's some sort of war room in times of war. Example? This skit below.

JJ: I'm not going to let you costumed freaks use my office as some sort of war room!
Deadpool: Hey, he's getting saltier than Abigail! *turning towards the gamer* Don't tell Elektra I said that.
Maria Hill: Orders from S.H.I.E.L.D.
JJ: So?
Nick Fury: So it means we need to save the world, we need a place to plan our moves, and we happened to spot your Daily Bugle.
JJ: I will NOT stand for... *JJ suddenly disappeared in a puff of smoke as Nightcrawler grabbed him from nowhere*
Nick Fury: Nice job, 'crawler. You ever considered joining S.H.I.E.L.D? We need someone to take over from Natasha.
Nightcrawler: Trust me, Director Fury. Black Widow is already back.

Note: Because I happen to know Singaporeans with the initials JJ (not personally, however), I need to reassure them that JJ in the skit refers to John Jonah Jameson. Not JJ Lin or JJ Ng, but JJJ.

Add note: Also, above skit is something I made up. Definitely, it's not meant to be taken seriously.

Ops type
Ops type refers to the combat type of the individual character. While it sounds like something Gazillion did for Marvel Heroes, there are a few differences.

1. Gazillion basically used more than one archetype per character. I choose to simplify it.
2. Ops type is meant to be a tactical concept rather than traits affecting the character's damage/defense/both.
3. It also involves synergy between characters of different Ops type.

There are four Ops types. Namely, Recon, Artillery, Combat, and Coordination.

Recon:
Also known as reconnaissance, Recon heroes are able to perform acts of infiltration, espionage, and gathering of information at any place. Recon characters gain the following traits.
1. +4% damage per Reflex point
2. +1% dodge chance per Intellect point
3. +4% movement speed

Starting character(s) under Recon type: Nightcrawler, Deadpool

Artillery:
Capable of dealing damage from a distance, Artillery heroes tend to deal the highest amount of damage within the shortest time possible. Artillery characters gain the following traits.
1. +2% damage per Fighting point
2. +2% critical hit chance per Tactic point
3. +5% attacking speed

Starting character(s) under Artillery type: Cable, Gambit

Combat:
Unlike Artillery heroes, Combat heroes focus on melee damage. Despite having a lower damage game, Combat heroes are more than capable of holding their own when the going gets tough. Combat characters gain the following traits.
1. +5% damage per Fighting point
2. +1% deflect chance per Fighting point
3. +3% defense

Starting character(s) under Combat type: Deadpool, Gambit

Coordination:
Coordination represents the most important, yet always overlooked aspect of warfare. In charge of leadership, Coordination heroes hold the key to any success. And defeat as well, for that matter. Coordination characters gain the following traits.
1. Enemies deal 2% less damage per Tactic point
2. Allies deal 0.5% more damage per Intellect point
3. +1% power point gain

Starting character(s) under Coordination type: Cable

Ops synergy
I'm not about to do the whole counter-cycle thing. Marvel Avengers Alliance already did that. If you don't know what that game is all about, never mind. The bigwigs at Disney are not just about making pro-family people angry, they happened to make pro-gaming people really damned angry as well.

Basically, Ops synergy works like the list below:

Recon hero synergy:
+2% critical chance per Artillery hero
+1% damage per Combat hero
+1% defense per Coordination hero

Artillery hero synergy:
+1% power point gain per Recon hero
+2% damage per Combat hero
+1% power point gain per Coordination hero

Combat hero synergy:
+1% damage per Recon hero
+1% critical efficiency per Artillery hero
+2% defense per Coordination hero

Coordination hero synergy:
+3% critical efficiency per Recon hero
+0.5% power point gain per Artillery hero
+0.5% critical chance per Combat hero

Critical hit and impact
Please note that critical hit and critical chance refer to the same thing. Namely, achieving a critical effect upon any attack, superhuman ability (previously known as mutant ability in the 1st post), and superhero power. Simply put, it's not just damage.

Critical chance for any character is set at 10% during the start of the game. As for critical impact, it is set at 15%. Please note that the numbers used here do NOT take into account any factors caused by stats and whatnot. Upon achieving a critical effect, the following will take place.

1. Damage dealt increases by 120%.
2. Control duration increases by 80%.
3. Amount of HP healed is doubled.
4. Buff effect increases by 50%.

As for critical efficiency, the percentage will be added accordingly.

For X-Treme Team-up and Omega Drive, however, they will always automatically cause a critical effect.

A new thing: Superior Impact
Because X-treme Team-up and Omega Drive will automatically result in a critical effect, this is where superior impact comes into the picture. The superior impact varies according to the Team-up/Omega Drive used. Some of them have a higher superior impact chance than the rest while there are those with higher base effect, but lower superior impact. By default, any superior impact will always be capped at 200% of the Team-up/Omega Drive effect. Depending on other factors at work, the percentage may change.

Next up: Can't think up of anything, so it may possibly be a case of starting characters intro. Seriously, my brain has been rebelling against my physical fatigue for years. I strongly suspect that if this goes on like forever, my parents will have to attend my funeral. Death by fatigue is not a joke. And it doesn't help that my job is doing the square root of sod all in terms of alleviating this problem. No choice, what to do? Nikola Tesla was famous for his potentially self-destructive sleeping habit. If not for the frequent day napping, I suspect he would have died early. To put it in a nutshell, I was born to be a Tesla guy. This is a fact that my family should know, but it seems they never took notice right from the beginning.

Friday 8 September 2017

Excuse me, do you talk like a Singaporean or angmoh?

Definition of angmoh: Basically, a Singlish term referring to foreigners. More specifically a white one.

Example-"Eh, who's that damn pretty angmoh girl talking to you just now? She really looks like Emilia Clarke."

Hey, let's do some racism!
Well, not exactly. When I first created the idea of a racial civil war known as War of the Three Thrones, creating a unique identity for those involved was nothing short of a crazy chimp riding a pogo stick. It's like imagining the nightmare caused by the American Civil War where both the Unionists and Confederate were... well, white people. Simply put, how did one differentiate a Unionist soldier from a Confederate one? You're an American, I'm also an American. You're a white, I'm also a white. You support the legacy of George Washington, the same goes for me.

Unlike the other races (excluding the so-called demi humans), being a Causacean doesn't mean your country is the sole... well, Causacean nation/kingdom/whatever. Of course, this doesn't mean only white people are known to fight among themselves. We Chinese have a history of fighting against each other, ditto for Japanese and Koreans as well.




Only two dynasties in the history of China were created via foreign invasion. Namely, the Yuan and Qing dynasties. The rest were created by Iron Man versus Captain America. As for Korea, the Korean Civil War wasn't the only one since every salty Korean would gladly tell you the story of Goguryeo, Baekje, and Silla. Comparatively, Japan's record of civil unrest wasn't much of a big deal since the Tokugawa era actually lasted for more than 200 years. But still, the earlier Sengoku period ended up proving that some things will never change. Okay, back to the topic.

At the end of the day, the only way for me to justify whatever division between the Roman, Teutonic, and Slavic people lies in the accent. Yes, I know this is nothing short of a cop out. Then again, how on Westeros was Robb Stark able to distinguish between ally and foe, assuming that every Westerosi is a white Westerosi. And that includes Daenerys Targaryen (funnily enough, both Richard Maddon and Emilia Clarke are Brits and white).

Census (minus the consensus)
As you all may know/guess by now, the Crucible is separated into four parts (i.e. continents). Out of the four, three are populated with people while the last one looks more like some far flung north where the bird doesn't lay a single egg. Don't laugh, this idiom is actually real. Just that it's not used by any other ethnicity apart from the Chinese (i.e. 鸟不生蛋的地方).

I'll go into the Causacean part first. Afterward, I'll see if there's enough time for the other two ends of civilisation (Note: I need to write up something about my beloved Boro asap since my girlfriend born in 1986 is currently as salty as a Korean due to negligence).

In terms of size, I'd say Causacea is roughly the size of mainland Asia minus the Middle East and islands/archipelagos. The continent is split into three factions. Eastern Causacea is dominated by the Kalaran Empire while the western part belongs to the High Realm of Teutonia. As for the Free Land of Slarvea, the most accurate comparison would be Russia.

In terms of territory, the Kalaran Empire covers slightly more than half the area below Slarvea. A rough estimation would be around 35% of the entire land mass. In this sense, the Kalaran Empire being the strongest faction is a no-brainer. Yet, it must be pointed out that a strong nation doesn't simply depend on military might. If not, then why would Mikhail Gorbachev pull the plug from whatever life support system sustaining an otherwise vegetative Soviet Union state? Your guess is as good as mine.

As for Teutonia, it has the least land mass out of the three. However, around half the national terrain comprises either of forests, mountains, or both. What this means is having the kind of defensive buffer neither the Kalarans nor Slarvs can ever have. On the approximate basis, Teutonia makes up of 25% of the land mass.

Then we come to Slarvea. Going by the basic maths, Slarvea should cover around 65% of the continent. On the first glance, it sounds like a big deal. In reality, the Slarvs are just nomads.

Terrain warfare
The best way to visualise things would be trying to imagine what the actual terrain looked like during the days of the Roman Empire (or just about any other empire/civilisation). Incidentally, you may see a wee bit of influence from Roman history.

For the Kalarans, they have a bit of everything apart from the desert. The northern part (where you get to see the likes of Gael Kodr and Alestrial Eliaden) comprises mostly of rocky ground, valleys, and port cities. The southern part mostly comprises of plains and plateaus with a large swath of forest wedged in the middle of the empire. This makes the south perfectly suitable for agriculture while the forest region acts as a perfect cover for infantry reinforcements in times of need. As for the western portion, it is what a tactician would call a sitting duck since it's mostly flat and fertile with a few hillocks. Yet, this is also known as the most prosperous part of the Empire where Romus is situated as the capital. This is due to the unique nature of River Portia flowing westbound. Because of its tributaries converging at this part of the empire, it means transporting of military reinforcement en masse can be done swiftly. It is also because of this that Romus, as the capital, is actually built just behind Lake Rhinas. As a result, the majority of the military budget always goes to the west. While quite obviously not as large (and prosperous as well for that matter) as the original Sanders, the Kalaran Empire still remains as the closest thing to that.

For the Teutonians, their economic clout is nothing to shout about in comparison. Protected by a combination of mountains and forests in a thick form of an inverted C at the eastern border (where the Kalaran Empire is situated just beyond), any decision to further monetary profit would just end up compromising the kingdom's defences. Behind the so-called inverted C are fiefs owned by feudal lords known as earls. These fiefdoms basically stretch from the border to the northwestern and southwestern parts. This is where the earls' political influence stops, for whatever left over belongs to the highest ruler known as the High Lord. A notable part of Teutonia would be the great port city of Normand at the southwestern coast. This is where the bulk of the kingdom's wealth comes from. While the system may resemble medieval Europe, the motivation to create Teutonia hailed from a combination of Teutons and Celts. At the same time, Normand as the name of a place is inspired by the greatest beach party in the history of mankind. No, I'm definitely not referring to Siloso Beach or the Sapphire Pavilion there.

As for the Slarvs, it's either they don't understand economy or they just can't be bothered to be... well, bothered by merchants and whatnot. As nomads, only a tent is needed as a roof over the head. Largely making up of plains, there are nevertheless hillocks where any clan is free to stay on a temporary basis. This is meant as a defensive mechanism during any war where the strong and able go to battle while children and the weak are left behind. If you still can't detect where the original Sanders came from, it means you're plain ignorant.

Note: Because there's a need to flesh out the necessary structure, I'll just stop at here for the terrain part. Creativity is like asking me how I'd manage a relationship with my future girlfriend born in 1986. You need time, effort, and sincerity.

Okay, here comes the racism...
Accent can be a funny thing. In the right hands, it can create more than just a decent impact. In the wrong hands, however, it can have a detrimental effect on one people, one nation, one Singapore. Sadly, it is indeed true that not everyone can pull off stereotypes like a Jew. For my own version of the white people, the most straightforward way is to create different accents.

In the Bible (more specifically the Book of Genesis), we have a particular episode involving a grand project somewhere in the modern day Middle East. That place is called Shinar, the grand project is called the Great Tower of Babel (come on, you think the project was really named this way?). Long story short, we human beings are meant to be too arrogant for our own good. That's basically how (and why) people started talking in different languages. Why I'm mentioning this Tower of Babel is very simple: In the same way one man's neighbour started talking in a funny way, likewise, there has to be a distinctive difference between three factions of the same race.

I have the good fortune to hear different accents. After all, Singapore is a haven for foreign expatriates despite a high living cost. In fact, I won't be surprised if someone in my workplace (i.e. the whole of SGH instead of just my department) is already married with one. Due to a combination of curiosity, random internet vids, and having an incredibly sharp pair of ears (not to be confused with the type of ears Nightcrawler is known for), I developed the ability to pick up random accents from random expatriates. Basically, I just listen (not their native language, but rather the way their words rolled off the tongue) and ask silent questions (in order to discern whether that fellow is German, French, or Spanish).

What a Kalaran would sound like:
You may have learnt French via schools like French Toast Language Centre, but what about Latin? In the Roman Empire, Latin was the so-called national language. Therefore, I ended up asking which manner of modern day language should I base my idea from. Okay, that was a lie. So far so good, I can only recognise six types of accents. Namely, Spanish, French, German, Slavic, British English, and American English. I'd like to include Korean and Japanese as well, but this part is about white people.

Ultimately, it's a toss up between Spanish and French (note that both languages are descended from Vulgar Latin. Not to be confused with the modern day definition of vulgar). The Spanish accent tends to sound a bit like... well, a machine gun entering rapid fire mode. For the lack of a better way to put it, that is. In fact, I've seen some of the interviews involving someone named Aitor Karanka (yes, he's a Spanish fyi).

Ultimately, I opted for French. Not because of what Aitor did. After all, it's only right that I appreciate everything he has done right for Boro despite the most obvious during his final season in charge. The reason why is that traditionally, people tend to associate the French with fine taste. I won't be surprised if that's considered racial stereotyping, but it's true that listening to the French speaking is like listening to a song sung by bards and minstrels. The lyrical flow of their native language is unmistakably... well, French. Because the Kalaran Empire represents the class of human civilisation (something which I grabbed from the Romans), it felt apt for me to utilise the French way of speaking.

What a Teutonian would sound like:
I got two choices before me. Either I go for the British accent or the German one. Teutonia, as a country, is inspired by two main elements. Namely, the Germans and Celts. In fact, the Teutons (who were considered Germans) and Celts (possibly the first people to populate the British Isles) were both considered Indo-European people. To be honest, I'd have taken the British option since it's the most straightforward one. That is if not for a particular episode involving me eating out. Simply put, I decided to go German.

That incident was actually a few years ago, where an expatriate family was seated at the table beside yours truly. Being the curious cat most Singaporeans would shun becoming, I decided to play a game of guess the accent. Not with that family, but with myself. At first, they actually sounded French (quite obviously, I was either woefully ignorant or being more accustomed to how the French speak). Then something in me (i.e. gut instinct) told me they're not French. Long story short, I decided to hear the words being spoken. I don't understand the French language, but that doesn't mean I'm incapable of picking out words that sound... well, French. As it turned out, I detected none of the French words commonly used. More specifically the words "le "and "les".

You see, we Singaporeans tend to use a staple word whenever we start talking in English. That word isn't "lah", but "the". However, such tendency is not just about people who speak English as their first/native language. The German word for "the" is actually der/die. Pronunciation wise, it's actually similar to "the". In the same manner, the French word "de" sounds similar. But the thing is, "de" in French means "of". At the same time, their words didn't flow like French. For the lack of a better way to put it, the accent felt more like spoken English than singing a song. Eventually, I picked some words which sounded... well, German. Interestingly enough, the French ancestry was associated with Germanic tribes in the form of the Franks. That was definitely despite the Latin nature of the French language system. Also, the British as we now know them are most likely descended from Germanic tribes. Simply put, they're considered Anglo-Saxons (note: Saxons were not part of the Celts, but rather a part of the so-called Germanic ethnicity).

What a Slarv would sound like:
This should be very straightforward. Have you ever tried imagining how a Slav sounds like? If you're a tennis fan (horny or not horny), you'd have most likely came across a few random interviews involving Maria Sharapova. And trust me, she's a Russian and Russians actually descended from the Slavs. However, I have to admit that my impression of the so-called Slavic (or East European) accent came from playing Marvel Heroes after a few years of hiatus. In that game, there are two particularly famous Slavs. Namely, Magik and her full metal bro Colossus. Since there's no reason for the devs at Gazillion to create a fake accent (apart from Deadpool mimicking Gambit's Cajun accent, but that's because he's trolling incarnate and we all know trolling will never die), I'm pretty sure their Slavic accent would be more accurate than whatever South Asian accent demanded from some Singaporean Indian actor.

P.S: When it comes to the stereotypical angmoh we Singaporeans are so used to visualising, that image is quite possibly that of the Norsemen (and women for that matter). At least I don't remember Indo-Europeans being known for fair complexion, light coloured hair, and blue eyes. Just don't ask me whether the average Celtic woman would suit the angmoh fantasy of every horny Singaporean guy. I'm not going to answer that.

Friday 1 September 2017

Les Scélérats (aka the X-Men game design Chloe Wang will approve)

Recently, Hollywood got itself into trouble again. Unlike the counter-argument that the Kusanagi Motoko whom every fanboy has been fantasizing about is merely a physical shell housing a homo sapien superior AIChloe Bennet's statement actually referred to Hollywood reality rather than the fictional world of Marvel (or even DC for that matter). If there is a reason to be politically incorrect, this would be it. At the same time, my cousin's surname is also Wang and her daughter's name is also Chloe.

A/N: My parents have gotten themselves into a quarrel involving saving money and some electrical cooker gone wonky. Apparently, I need a girlfriend who is rich, beautiful, and intelligent so that they won't pull the same stunt again.

What this post will be all about?
Civil war can be fun as an idea. Problem is, how are you going to take care of the aftermath? After all, not everyone can claim to have the wisdom of Abraham Lincoln or Thomas Jefferson. Then something came into mind. Before I continue, let me say a big THANK YOU to *drum rolls*... Shrey Bhargava himselfI'm not being an idiot, neither am I being sarcastic. I'm being politically incorrect by saying we Singaporeans are also known for racism. If people want to call me a jerk... well, let's just say Deadpool happened to be a Weapon X jerk.


Half of myself would want to do a post on Caucasea (aka the northern continent populated by white people inspired by real life examples). Apparently, Chloe Wang is responsible for this U-turn.

For this post, I will be doing character specific stuff. Well, sorta anyway...

Levelling up
Like Marvel Heroes Omega (not by me), levelling up involves moves getting upgraded. However, the number of superhero powers will always start off at 4 and end at... well, 4. To enable the upgrading of moves, the affected moves must be undergo augmentation. Remember what I said about NPCs? Apparently, I got a new idea.

In the X-Mansion base, there will be a special NPC named Wanda. Not to be confused with some fish called Wanda, I'm referring to the Scarlet Witch and the potential (?) girlfriend (!?!) of Nightcrawler himself ever since Amanda Sefton said good bye quite literally. Interestingly, Kurt can also be seen as somewhat of a Gambit or Fandral due to his flings (?) with Bloody Bess and Christine Palmer.

No matter whether you're part of the Avengers or used to be part of the Phoenix Five, Wanda will never discriminate. If you're good enough to undergo a power upgrade, she will do it for you. The only catch? You'll have to prove yourself worthy enough. Because the Scarlet Witch has the ability to manipulate reality in ways unimaginable. Imagine reality warping within the Danger Room. Yeah, that's how upgrading literally works.

Every levelling up will confer a fixed amount of upgrade points. To upgrade a specific superhero power, you'll need the required amount. This makes decision making important. Do you want to spend straightaway or leave it for later levels? Remember, Wanda's ability to warp reality is so insane (not to mention chaotic as well), she can be considered as a wild card among the Avengers (and the X-Men as well for that matter).

Infinity Gems
This is arguably the greatest WMD in fictional history. The impact of a nuclear disaster shouldn't be laughed at. We got Chernobyl, we also got Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and Fukushima. Any talk of karma/retribution is pure drivel unless you happened to live in Singapore. Then again, the only reason why Singapore is a disaster-free zone lies in its geographic location plus the absence of nuclear reactors (definitely this has got nothing to do with LGBTQ activism).

You have six gems of WMD (previously used by Thanos since I suspect he got a problem with humanity back then). Namely, Space, Mind, Soul, Reality, Time, and Power. Instead of fusing these gems with specific powers, you fuse them with the characters. Because absolute power corrupts absolutely (and no, your auto-rez ability is no absolute power, Deadpool), you can only fuse one Infinity Gem per character. Below is the list of what the gems do for your character (note that I won't say "to your character" because that'd sound totally weird in a comic book world filled with super-powered heroes).

Note: You can only gain access to the Infinity Gems once you reach a certain point during story mode. Also, out of the six Infinity Gems, Reality and Time can only be unlocked when specific conditions are met.

Space: Associated with space and dimension, the Space gem allows the recipient to disrupt the motion of things and the ability to travel with impunity.
Effect-Attacks have a 10% chance to interrupt opponent's powers; enables the ability to teleport back to any base or checkpoint by holding down one button and L1/R1/L2/R2.

Specific starting character bonus-Nightcrawler (using mutant ability won't consume power gauge; reduce power cost for superhero powers).

Mind: Associated with psychic abilities and psionic powers, the Mind gem gives the recipient additional defense against mental damage and effects.
Effect-Any control effect duration caused by mental damage is halved when targeted; control effect caused by mental damage will also affect enemies with control immunity.

Specific starting character bonus-Cable (increase mental damage by 20%; critical hit chance for mental powers is increased by 10%).

Soul: Associated with the natural order of things, the Soul gem grants the recipient a heightened awareness to those around him.
Effect-Critical hit chance is increased by 10%; critical impact is increased by 15%.

Specific starting character bonus-Gambit (increase defense against all attacks by 10%; have 1% chance of weakening opponents once every 30 seconds); Nightcrawler (control effect duration reduced by half when targeted); Deadpool (5% chance of ranged attacks dealing irresistible damage with a 30 second cooldown)

Reality: Associated with the manipulation of reality, the Reality gem confers to the recipient control over his own world.
Effect-4% chance to increase all core stats by 2 whenever you use a superhero power; 100% chance if Omega Drive is used.

Specific starting character bonus-?

Time: Associated with controlling the past, present, and future, the Time gem involves the recipient having what it takes to control things akin time itself.
Effect-Movement speed increases by 15% whenever getting hit with a 60 second cooldown; attacking speed is doubled whenever hitting an enemy with a 40 second cooldown.

Specific starting character bonus-?

Power: Associated with force and energy, the Power gem enhances the recipient's physical power and ability in the most direct manner.
Effect-Damage increases by 25% if your base defense rating is higher than base damage rating; defense is increased by 20% if your base defense rating is higher than base damage rating.

Specific starting character bonus-Deadpool (base defense increases by 10%; all sources of healing increases by 12%); Gambit (20% chance of superhero powers dealing double damage in a larger area with a 60 second cooldown).

Note: Gem fusing can also be done on any character involved in X-Treme Team-up attacks. However, it also means the relevant character has to pass the Danger Room test as well.

Next up: Various modes and details on the combat system.